Hey University of Illinois, fix your WiFi

https://twitter.com/lifeattheinn/status/1201920543710175233?s=21 No WiFi on a college campus, where are we, North Korea? There are roughly 50,000 students at the University of Illinois, and following Thanksgiving, WiFi across campus has been nonexistent. I wanted to pay attention during my Accounting lecture today but couldn't even pull up the slides to follow along. You might ask why … Continue reading Hey University of Illinois, fix your WiFi

There are aliens in Kansas City, I REPEAT, ALIENS

https://twitter.com/NWSKansasCity/status/1141874701381189634?s=20 Look, I've never thought we're actually alone in this universe, that's utterly absurd to believe. In terms of the size of the universe, you are the size of 1/10,000th of a proton, so I hope I just made you feel horrible. These past fews I've been listening to a lot of the Joe Rogan … Continue reading There are aliens in Kansas City, I REPEAT, ALIENS

Blind Chicago Man threatens to shoot the people who robbed him? Right…

https://twitter.com/SPOTNEWSonIG/status/1140726772755030017 Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller were blind too, folks. Look, I don't want to discredit any of the accomplishments made by Stevie Wonder or Hellen Keller. They both did the unthinkable and convinced the entire world they actually were unable to sing and that's a shame. Stevie didn't need the boost, he was talented on … Continue reading Blind Chicago Man threatens to shoot the people who robbed him? Right…